What Kind Of Condom Would Ryan Gosling Wear?

Posted on January 19, 2013 by LUCKY BLOKE

Sexy, Designer Condoms are the hottest celebrity accessory anytime! Or, at they should be. With one in five people having an STD (any many not even knowing it), the rich and famous need buy great condoms just as much as we, mere mortals, do.

Unable to resist a little cheeky fun, the Research and Development department here at Lucky Bloke have put together a list of top celebs and what kind of condoms you’d likely find in their nightstand. The results are sure to be entertaining.

Angelina Jolie. Although we’re pretty sure this globe-trotting, philanthropist, super-mom of six, is more interested in growing her number of progeny, we imagine she’d be a huge fan of the ONE Condom's Pleasure Dome. With extra space around the tip, this is a condom designed with ultimate pleasure and social consciousness in mind.  A portion of each purchase goes to HIV prevention and treatment efforts in Africa - something we bet Angelina and Brad would be very happy to support.

Snooki. Judging by the little meatball she has in the oven, we’re guessing her Lucky Bloke condom subscription lapsed some time ago. However, next time she’s “DTF” we bet this Jersey starlet will be unwrapping a RFSU Profil “Magic” condom. Luxuriously ultrathin with Volvo like safety, the RFSU Profil is perfect for preventing future unexpected bambinos. An animal lover who is never willing to compromise on style, Snooki would be very happy to discover that the RFSU Profil comes in a black wrapper adorned with neon blue hearts and is completely vegan.  

Kim Kardashian. This Reality TV Princess enjoys the finer things in life and would never be caught dead wearing the same outfit twice. She would likely expect the same from her lover. This is why we are sure she would enjoy the Crown Skinless Skin Condom in Assorted Colors. The latest in latex technology, these condoms are vibrant, ultra-thin and yet very strong. They come in red, green, yellow or blue - perfect for the fashionista who enjoys a bit of extra visual stimulation in the bedroom. [Update: now with her little fashionista on the way, we recognize her need for condoms has been shelved.]

Justin Bieber. Okay, we admit it, we're a little uncomfortable saying the words “Bieber” and “condom” in the same sentence. However, we all have to face it, the Bieb is growing up. Yep, he even recently told the press, “'People need to know I'm not a kid anymore.” He has a driver’s license! And a tattoo! We just hope that while he’s making promises of all the things he’d do “if he was your boyfriend”, he’s added “wrap it up” to the the list and picked up some of GLYDE Strawberry Ultra condoms. We're pretty confident that Scooter Braun, Bieb's socially conscious Manager-extraordinaire would appreciate the socially engaged Australian brand. We’re also fairly certain that the bubblegum pink packaging and super tasty strawberry flavor will resonate well with Bieb's devoted fans.

Jesse James. Perfect for the condom connoisseur who enjoys a lot of “variety” in their life, we guess that Jesse James would be a fan of ONE’s Mixed Pleasures. Each condom 6-pack includes an assortment of  Tantric Pleasures, Super Sensitive, Pleasure Dome, Pleasure Plus, 576 Sensations, Zero, Glowing Pleasures, & FlavorWaves. Perfect for someone who is always looking for new experiences and enjoys a different “flavor of the week” (or day, or hour).

Ryan Gosling. “Hey Girl”, we’re willing to bet that this gallant and dashingly handsome Canadian superstar would be all about satisfying you. This is why you’d likely find a stash of Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy condoms in his nightstand. Ecstatically ribbed for her pleasure in mind, the extra roomy tip allows for a more natural feeling experience while the premium lubricant (inside and out!) makes for a smooth ride for all. Strong, sensitive, comfortable - perfect for his leading lady.

Lucky Bloke extends a huge thank you to our friend in adventure and safety (and guest writer) Simone.  Simone is a freelance writer and author of the irreverently, sexy blog Skinny Dip. When she’s not spending an inordinate amount of time analyzing the sex lives of celebrities, she loves wandering her city with a large cup of coffee in hand, in search of the next great story. You can visit her blog or follow her on twitter!

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